My thoughts at 2 A.M.

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

(Source: bettenshmetten, via i-n-u-r-e-d)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via i-n-u-r-e-d)

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

(via i-n-u-r-e-d)

witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

(via i-n-u-r-e-d)

swagchat:

pinning pictures to a board seems a bit tacky to me

(via katyperryd)

(Source: fantasymuffler, via smosh)

bombliate:

official-honeybooboo:

bombliate:

dave-vriska:

bombliate:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

[DEFENDANT VOICE] no

[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u

[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing

[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it

(via i-n-u-r-e-d)

snappinggingers:

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known

(via shay752)

breadmaakesyoufat:

this is so beautiful i’ve lost count of how many times i reblogged this

(Source: comicsansandallthat, via shay752)

youcantblowupthelizardmen:

mackleroni and cheese

(via i-n-u-r-e-d)